Sunday, October 10, 2010

Aliens Among Us

This is actually a twofer installment, as there are two common uses of the word aliens, one meaning those not of this country, and the other meaning those not of this world.

Recently, a Vatican scientist and an Air Force (USAF, retired) officer both predicted the arrival of aliens (pointy eared green variety) some time this coming decade. The Bureau has decided they are potty and probably unreliable, and that the sudden increase of serious discussion of space aliens is a part of the grander cyclical nature of idiocy that has gripped man as surely as death and taxes.

The other type of alien is becoming an endangered species. As the economy here continues to sputter and plotz, many of the illegals are going back home and fewer are coming over. One thing is certain, though, and that is that Republicans will take credit, calling it a result of their increased enforcement...

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